Turkmenbashi is alive!
Yesterday my source of information in the Turkmen KGB provided me with sensational information that I would like to share with you. The information is: TURKMENBASHI IS ALIVE! How is it possible? Colonel Akmamed (let’s name him this way) told me that the pillow, used for throttling Niyazov on the memorable night of 21 December 2006, appeared to be leaky. Thus Turkmenbashi didn’t die but only fainted. After the funeral he woke up and rose from the grave. He is roaming through the sands of the Kara-Kum desert in disguise of a dervish, begging for a piece of bread and a glass of water. The rumor goes that the President Berdymukhammedov is terrified. He ordered KGB to find Turkmenbashi dead or alive as soon as possible, so hundreds of agents on camels and donkeys are combing the Turkmen wilderness. Colonel Akmamed asks everyone for help, so if you see somebody strange somewhere in Turkmenistan please let me know, I’m going to deliver this message to him straight away.
on April 1st, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Miracles happen in Turkmenistan!
Hallelujah!
on April 6th, 2008 at 11:40 am
ha-ha, yeah. On April 1st, our Akaev came back to Kyrgyzstan
on April 7th, 2008 at 5:24 am
If this was a joke, it was a bad one. These are better ways for april fools joke than making fun of dead people who had done nothing bad to you personally.
on April 7th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Stupid writing… there are thousands of things to joke about in this world, leave dead people in piece. Joke about Micheal Moore, global warming, syonist regime, eprerialists…. many subjects to joke about
on April 19th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Yes! Maciula!
again you?
are you a bachelor of Journalism man?
if yes, that’s cool, u r doing a great job,
but try ur comedies in some other news.
peace out
on April 19th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
anyways, if he is still alive m.f.
nobody gives a shit about that.
but being in desert:)hehe man u r jokin’
can u give me that shit which u r smokin?
i want that, please
hohohohhoo